Where can I find you?

At our dedicated, suspiciously acquired box on Canal and Essex, as well as some merchants around town. Check our IG for recent updates… If you don’t live in NYC, you can order the latest issue via our webstore!

Do you accept submissions? And what kind?

We accept both rolling submissions and submissions in response to Issue callouts. The next issue is FEBRUARY 2022. Think, Love & Life

How do I submit?

Send us what ya got! sup@thedrunkencanal.com, but don’t send us vague things or tell us you’re “interested”… come up with an idea and we are haaaapppy to hear it! 


How do I ask you out on a date?

You can email either one of us at gutes@thedrunkencanal.com or duane@thedrunkencanal.com and send us a love poem. Better yet, promise us that there’s going to be martinis. 


How do I buy an ad?

Email us! And we’ll talk darling!